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| The official newsletter of the International Star Riders Association |
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ŠISRA, 1999. Redistribution prohibited without permission. Volume 2. Number 1. |
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Top Ten Snappy Comebacks to People Who Dog Your Ride:
By: ISRA Members
10) "I remember my first motorcycle......" - Richard McDervitt
9) "Kiss my lilly white Southern Ass." - Tombugg
8) "Somebody got to ride on something dependable, to get you a ride home." - Tombugg
7) "What do you ride? A Schwinn?" - Terry Malpass
6) "Why didn't you buy a Harley?" "I wanted to see the sights from on top of my bike, not underneath it." - Dave West
5) "Don't give me sh*t about my ride... Your wife and your daughter both love it!" - Deb
4) "My , but wouldn't it be nice to have , A Bike , A Girl , and a Bank account this good looking!" - Benny Bryant
3) "Harley Wannabe? No, its a Harley-oughta be!!" - Jim Miller
2) "Yup, I heard 90% of the Harleys made are still on the road, the other 10% made it home." - Chuck Snyder
And the Number One snappy comeback to someone who dogs your ride:
1) "Kiss my lily white southern ass, PLEASE!" - Tombugg
Editor's Note: While that may not be the funniest of the bunch, we had to make it number one as it's the first time in the Continental US, that anyone has heard Tombugg use the word, "Please". If you think you can do better, then give it a shot by dropping your submissions off to the editor and see if you get included in next month's Top Ten List
Next Month's Topic: Top Ten Things Tombugg is Likely to Get Arrested for in Hot Springs
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